So This is a Thing
The Book of Mormon was actually written right here in PA, in the town of Great Bend (right at the top of I-81). There, Joseph Smith (who had already served time for being a con man) already-convicted-once-of-fraud dictated the “Book of Mormon” (I laugh every time I say that) to his wife. Pardon me for getting all literarrary n’ shit, but Mark Twain pretty much said it all for Mormonism and I’m not gonna try to compete.
So sit back, give up any illusions you had of getting any work done this afternoon, and learn how you too can have your own planet.