Piggie of the Week: Angry, Yelling, Woman-Hating Chris Christie
Normally, we try to eschew fat jokes here at Scrapple (have you seen us lately? holy shit, we’re disgusted with ourselves). But we make an exception for Chris Christie. The bully may have won re-election, but the angry, bloated, morbidly obese governor of New Jersey has a temper problem that’s eventually gonna give him a heart attack.