Gwyneth Paltrow (allegedly) wants children to die. This week on Celebrity Shit Show
EVERYTHING IN THIS PROGRAM IS ALLEGED (especially the stuff about Justin Bieber and his relationship with cocks of all colors).
In this episode, your favorite celebrity gossip-ologist BRITTANY LYNN covers:
– Gwyneth Paltrow uses her cunt-carriage to put the lives of good little schoolchildren in danger.
– Lamar Odom is home, but is still undecided on whether or not he can give up that sweet, sweet crack cocaine.
– Brendan Fraser’s ex-wife thinks $50,000 is a fair alimony payment, but our little George of the Jungle disagrees.
– Justin Bieber’s boy-toy pals want even MORE attention in the form of an MTV reality TV show.
– More details on Jane Lynch’s arduous lesbo-divorce.