Brain-Dead Low-IQ 106.9 Now Dead For Real
When you’re making fun of people stuck in the last century (at best), you use music from the last century…
We were kind of surprised when, a couple of years back, we stumbled upon 106.9 WWIQ FM broadcasting the deranged rants of Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and the rest of the right-wing mouth-breathing brigade. In fact, we wondered aloud “Weren’t these guys just dropped from the Philly airwaves?” And then we wondered “what kind of idiots would buy up their unsuccessful shows?” Just look at their thrilling lineup: Don “Nappy-headed hos” Imus, who is nearly a century old. Rush Limbaugh, a man with all the charm of a shit-covered walrus. Sean “Ripping off our Troops” Hannity. And of course Glenn Beck, who’s made a career off biting Andy Griffith’s schtick from “A Face in the Crowd”. That movie was filmed in 1957… which coincidentally is a time WWIQ’s audience of 15 would like to return to.
So it’s no surprise to us that “Low-IQ” FM, “Fighting For Freedom From The Fortress of Free Speech” since December 2011, has been sold, and will soon begin broadcasting Christian music (which no one will listen to either).