AP Ticker’s [ScrappleTV News] School of Hard Knox
From high atop the Scrapple News Tower in downtown Philadelphia; I’m AP Ticker and this is your weekly spoiler of world events. We begin in the Bible Belt, where fierce storms spawned deadly tornadoes across Arkansas. In other lusty news…Chase Bank has reportedly sent letters to hundreds of porn stars informing them that their bank accounts will be shut down by mid-May. We turn to Knoxville, where a sheriff’s deputy was fired after choking a handcuffed college student into unconsciousness. Finally, in basketball news, the owner of the LA Clippers was recorded making racists comments to his girlfriend. That’s it for Scrapple news. As always I remain AP Ticker; the luckiest anchorman in off-brand, internet journalism.
ScrappleTV News – Week of May 5, 2014.
Scrapple News written by:
Scott Colan, Brendan Skwire, John Zito, Steve Galley
Shot by: Marc Brodzik
Edited by: Andrew Geller